ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

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saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

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#text

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

(Source: estpolis)

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#text #the oncoming queue

condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

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#text

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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#omg

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

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#text #fav

cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

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cwtae-likeblackholesinthesky:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Pope Francis! (Source)

Pimpin’ Pope

Someone finally to bring religion out of the dark ages and integrate it with modern society.

What is a religion? It’s people. It’s not a book, or a building, or priests and preachers. It’s the people.

People change. Societies change. Therefore religion must change to keep from denying the development and improvement of societies. But mostly it’s the other way around: societies are supposed to conform to a never-changing set of rules, which may or may not have ever happened.

"Foolish rules of ancient date designed to make us all feel great while we fold spindle and mutilate those unbelievers from a neighboring state."