i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
this is making me so mad
what the fuck
how much water is too much water
15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death
15 water bottles is too much water