i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
Because a piece of gum told me to
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
Korra is a show for twelve year olds, a kid by any adult standard.
Believe it or not kids have a basic capability to process stressful situations as storytelling.
Stop trying to feel like you’re watching the next big Emmy-winning shit and just enjoy your kids’ show, for fuck’s sake. Nobody actually cares about whether you belong in your favorite show’s target audience or not.
I laughed too loudly at this
I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again.
It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.
I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg