mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

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#the oncoming queue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: straightwhiteboyproblems)

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

image

I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

defenseoftheancients:

Korra is a show for twelve year olds, a kid by any adult standard.

Believe it or not kids have a basic capability to process stressful situations as storytelling.

Stop trying to feel like you’re watching the next big Emmy-winning shit and just enjoy your kids’ show, for fuck’s sake. Nobody actually cares about whether you belong in your favorite show’s target audience or not.

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(Source: kidt82)

sifinia:

castalischiaro:

tcmcgee:

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

(Source: flexyrhead)

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#the oncoming queue